Friday, October 31, 2008

So, I'm Selfish...

Now I'm being told that those who don't want to pay higher taxes are "selfish". No, I just want only MY hand reaching into my wallet, not Uncle Sam's.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/10/obamas-new-atta.html

Here's a secret, you can pay AS MUCH AS YOU WANT in taxes. The IRS will cash your check if it's more than you owe. Go ahead. Try it.

I'LL keep my money and spend it on my family (my mortgage, my property taxes, my children's education, our retirement, our cars, and MAYBE a vacation every other year).

The sack on this guy is amazing. Does he use a wheelbarrow to cart it around?

Arnie Still Pumps 'Em Up

I'm ready to run through a wall for him.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Remember when Barack Obama said that “if you make less than $250,000 you won’t pay one more dime in taxes under my plan”, they meant $150,000.

Oops, sorry.

Too bad 18 Percent of the electorate already voted.

Read it here: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122523819032678157.html

SUCKERS!!!!!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Taxes and an Example

From an E-mail I received and it summed up our tax situation perfectly for me:

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.‘Since you are all such good customers,’ he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.’Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,’ but he got $10!’

‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar, too.
It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’

‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’

‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison.‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

WATCH THE LANGUAGE

The sentiment is true, and no, I cannot believe I'm agreeing with Penn & Teller:

Uh oh...When Barack is President, Here's One Station Who'll Get their License Pulled



Is this Fox News or what? A Democrat getting a tough question? I didn't think that was possible.

If by some miracle, Obama loses, the MSM will take it out on Sarah Palin and her family for the next four years.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Super Majority???

Let's just move the White House to San Francisco so Nancy Pelosi can help set the agenda. It'll be more convenient for the "dim bulb from Searchlight, NV" Harry Reid as well.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Vote2008/story?id=6024813&page=1

If they get the supermajority, it's going to be a PAINFUL few years until we get to vote again!

ACORN?? No, that group is NUTS!!!



And the taxpayer is funding it. Read about it here: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122394051071230749.html




If you like visual aids, here's their attempt to register Mickey Mouse to vote in Florida this election cycle.


If only there was a forum for SOMEONE to ask Candidate Barack Obama, the "Community Organizer" about his affilation with ACORN...hmmmm....where could someone ask him about that very publically for the "undecided" voter to see???


HELLO!!!! JOHN MCCAIN...WAKE UP!!!!!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

I Thought Ukulele's Were Toys???

Jake Shimabukuro plays "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Just Amazing

Senator Tom Colburn is Right!

"The root of the problem is political greed in Congress. Members...from both parties wanted short-term political credit promoting home ownership even though they were putting our entire economy at risk by encouraging people to buy homes they couldn't afford. Then, instead of conducting thorough oversight and correcting obvious problems with unstable entities like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, members of Congress chose to...distract themselves with unprecedented amounts of pork-barrel spending."

Greed on Wall Steet (as both sides claim) sure as hell didn't help, but they weren't alone in this trouble.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Perfect Storm

This was the perfect storm. Clinton, encourages riskier mortgages, there’s an understanding there’s no risk associated with dodgy loans the banks are forced into from a CRA perspective because Fannie/Freddie and the secondary market will take the bad loans, the Fed kept rates too low for too long leaving an abundance of cheap money to lend in the markets, Fannie/Freddie expand their portfolios and load up on crap, the Democats stiff arm reform because Fannie/Freddie are lining their pockets (and the Republicans didn’t push hard or vocally enough), the insurers avoided oversight by not technically insuring the commercial banks default risk on these mortgages (60 Minutes had a piece on this aspect last week, “credit default swaps”) but selling these products without the proper reserve required when the banks came calling, people stopped paying mortgages they couldn’t afford, and then the dominoes fell.

Banks have assets on their books that they are unsure of (either individual loans or securitized packages of loans), so they’re holding onto their cash in the event the marking to market (thanks FASB) hits their portfolios hard, they’re not lending to the general public, nor each other, and now the market is illiquid until the clowns in Washington figure out what to do (after they’re done pointing fingers). In the interim, “Joe Six-pack” is tired of watching his 401 go down the toilet and moving funds into safer investments that don’t hold stocks which is causing the market to continue to search for a bottom.

As far as my Clinton comment, this isn't the rant of a right wing nutjob, hit the NY Times here: http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9c0de7db153ef933a0575ac0a96f958260&sec=&spon=&&scp=1&sq=Fannie%20Mae%20Eases%20Credit%20To%20Aid%20Mortgage%20Lending%20&st=cse

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Blow It All Up

I'm talking Cubs of course. Baseball Today is talking about a rumor involving Cub pitching going to the Mets (hopefully along with a huge contract) for Beltran.

We need a lefty run producer because Fukudome hasn't worked out.

I still haven't decided if I'm boxing up my Cub gear until they win a post season series, and I'll save my friend Craig the trouble, yes, I know I may never need it again so long as I live.

401K

So, I checked and my 401K today roughly equals my 401K on 5/14/07. That includes ALL the contributions I've made to it since then, as well as rolling into it a small IRA I had from my time served at CoVest Banc.

Nice!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Happy Place

Things I love:

My wife: She's the best. We're on the same wavelength with so much of our lives. Jobs. Kids. Parenting. Roles around the house. She's amazing and been really patient with my challenges at work right now.

My kids: There are times I see probably more of me in them and their actions than I would like. My heart broke a little when Ethan was in goal yesterday and didn't know much about how to play the position (other than he wouldn't be running much). Our coaching staff forgot to put a goalie coach back by him, until about 6 of his teammates on the field were yelling at him on where he should be playing. I told him after the game I was proud he tried something new and we'd work on it this weekend.

Fall: Pumpkin is my favorite flavor. I like the weather changing. I'm tired of mowing the grass and I'm not ready to shovel snow yet, fall gives me a break (oh, I forgot about raking leaves). I love pro football (but Tom Brady has killed my Fantasy team), and back in the day I LOVED FSU football. I left them behind when I had kids, but I really enjoyed watching yesterday (for the first time in like six years) when they went up and down the field against a pathetic Hurricane Defense and beat the U. The game wasn't as close as the score indicated.

Frightfest at Six Flags: Techinically it could be considered part of the point above, but I love how they really go all out to remake the park for one month out of the year. We have passes, so it doesn't cost any extra and we're going later today.

Hockey: The Blackhawks should be better this year.

Old Friends: I spent forty five minutes this last week catching up with one of my childhood friends that I hadn't talked with in years. I ran into his bride at the grocery store and got his number again from her. This past week I ran into one of my old banking buddies and I think we'll meet for drinks and catch up on Friday. I do believe God was at work in re-opening these lines of communication. It's something I've needed desperately lately with my frustration at work and my rant in my last post. There are still others I don't quite make time for (and they're pretty busy too) that I'd like to see again before the snow falls. But I'll work on them too.

Marquette Basketball: We'll see if Buzz can coach as well as he recruits.

Bike rides: I've got Ethan on two wheels and there's a fantastic path that's part of the park district near our house. Ethan can't quite go as long and hard and fast as I'd like, but we can go together and maybe next year he will. It's great exercise and I'm finally riding my bike more. My friend Jason encouraged me a year or so ago when I went out to visit him. He was right.

Monster Cereals: Frankenberry, Boo-Berry, & Count Chocula should be coming to Target again soon. These sugary sweets my parents denied me as child I've embraced as an adult for the last few years. I love them (and I agree with Walt and Barb in saying it's too much sugar for a kid, especially since I'll only let Ethan and Cam have it on the weekends).

My sisters: I have great siblings. My oldest is so caring, thoughtful and sensitive. I hope she's able to find something in the job market that is fulfilling for her. She's got a great guy in her life and I think they're great together. My second oldest is a professional and she hosted a really nice party last weekend that I enjoyed immensely. I don't talk to her nearly enough. My youngest older sister. She's been in a similiar crossroads career-wise as I have been (amazing since we both work for the "Big H"). Her husband is a neat guy I enjoy talking to, and we should get together more frequently just to watch a game or shoot the bull.

Push ups: I had been doing them religiously the last few years, but the crap that's been going on at work lately, I've been sluffing off on them. I'll get back on that this week and continue again.

I have a great life and need to focus on the things and people in this post, less so on the bullshit in the last one.

I feel better and I'm going to get cleaned up and head to fright fest with my bride and my boys.

Dark Place

I don't know how much more of this nonsense I can stand.

Cubs: They've failed again. Why did they waste all that jet fuel to get to LA, when a postage stamp would do? They completely mailed it in. No passion. No desire. You could see it at the end with the players on the bench from the seventh inning on. Why weren't they on the front step, encouraging each other?

Do I box all my Cubs stuff up and put it away in my basement? I haven't decided yet because I don't think it's wise to make these sorts of decisions in haste. I don't want to be frustrated any more by them. Do I no longer throw myself in after them? Do I pass on Spring Training? Do I no longer attend games? Do I hang up the royal blue pinstrips forever? Do I discourage the boys from loving the Cub? Fortunately (or unfortanately) neither Ethan nor Cameron have the patience or attention span yet to sit through a game either on the couch or at the park).

Politics: I'm tired of the Republicans being painted as stupid/corrupt/bumbling/evil/incompetent by the Mainstream Media. I'm tired of watching the Democrats get a pass for all their indiscretions and failures. How can Barney Frank still have a job after the Fannie/Freddie debacle THAT HAPPENED ON HIS WATCH? How dare he and his party lay the blame for this solely at the feet of everyone on the other side of the aisle? They're ALL PIGS, they've ALL FAILED their electorate. This "bailout" package is a sham and never should have been passed. I'm tired of being forced to pony up and pay for everyone else's mistakes. I'm tired of watching politicians and their friends get theirs by working the system. WHERE'S MINE????!?!?!?!

What do you when enough is enough and you've had enough?

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Kosuke Should NOT Be Benched

I can't believe I wrote that, but I did and here's why.

1. Chavez Ravine has a HUGE outfield, and Fukudome's strength is his defense. You need a guy who can run patrolling right.

2. DeRosa has a gimpy leg right now. The guy is dinged up right now and running down fly balls or gappers probably isn't going help his leg. Despite his error on Thursday, his bat needs to be in the line up.

3. Redemption. You need to stick DeRo back at second so he can make up for his error in the field (he certainly did his job at the plate).

4. Kuroda. The Cubs haven't been able to figure him out yet in their prior two starts against him, but Fukudome has the most experience against him. Tap into his knowledge and share it with his teammates.

5. 38 Million Dollars. I believe that is what's left on Kosuke's contract. He hasn't put in the time in the cage like he should (Man Ram is constantly hitting and he's got a bigger contract and bigger talent than anyone on the Cubs right now). You stick him in the doghouse now, you risk losing him for the next three years.

I can't believe I'm sticking up for Fukudome, but I am. Start him Lou.

Let's Get One Win in LA....

if they start thinking about winning three straight, or the crushing history of a 100 years of failure, it'll never happen.

Edwardo Perez (I know, WHO???) on ESPN was laughing at the idea of the Cubs winning tonight. Kuroda has been a mystery to them so far this year and Harden's velocity has been down since receiving a cortisone shot, but come on, LAUGH AT THEM on ESPN??? Who the hell is this clown and what gives him the right?

I liked Bill Murray's approach better. He feels sorry for the Dodgers because now that they're the home team, all the pressure will be on them, and let's see how THEY deal with it. I don't know that I feel sorry for them, but he is right.

So, let's get one f'ing win in LA tonight and worry about tomorrow then.